This is what happens when..

You garden at someone else's house.

You forget to check on your zucchinis, and of course you had a small one the last time you went and picked the huge one you forgot about. It's only been...a week or two? Look at this sucker.

For a comparison, here is my shoe. I am guessing this is the equivalent of a Shaq sized shoechinni (did you see what I did there?)

What am I going to do with this...hmm....